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i loveyou…goodbye….

Posted in Blogroll, broadband only, kung ano ano lang..., LOVENUTS with tags , , , , on Hulyo 2, 2008 by defpotec

mahal kita marie.. alam kong naguguluhan ka sa pagpili sa amin kung sino ang iyong mamahalin.. ngunit sa totoo lang.. natuto narin akong tanggapin na di ka na magiging sa akin.. sinaktan mo ako noon… bumalik, pero sa pagkakataong to…. kelangan na kita pakawalan….dahil alam kong mahal ka rin ng kebigan kong ito, kaya sa kanyang nalalapit na kaarawan… ihahandog na kita sa kanya..

you’re free…. and please.. wag mo na naman ako dadaanin sa kanta… kaya ko rin yan…di na yan uubra…

at dahil magbeberdi na itong pare ko.. ikaw ang gift ko sa kanya..

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farewell everyone….

Posted in badbreath, Blogroll, broadband only, contesxt, kung ano ano lang..., laruan, LOVENUTS, MR. FU, mythbastard, pooparazzi, Prick D. Ashowle, swami, the road to perdition, top 5 with tags , , on Abril 1, 2008 by defpotec

eto na ang aking huling hurrah….

sa wakas, dumating rin ang panahon na sa dami ng patong patong na trabaho, di na ako makakapagblog… tandang tanda ko pa noong una akong nag blog a year ago, ang sabi ko sa sarili ko… pastime lang to.. pangtapon ng oras, panglabas ng utot sama ng loob.. walang personalan.. walang eb eb.. wala..

nagkamali ako…

dito sa blogosphere, nakilala ko ang mga totoong tao.. kahit na pilit nila akong pinalilibog at pilit akong iniinvite sa mga camshow nila para lang maghubad..

di ko nagawang di makipag eb. nagkaroon ako ng kebigan… mga tunay na kebigan..

di ko man kayo kilala, mas nahigitan nyo pa ang friendship na binigay nyo sa akin kesa sa mga totoo kong kebigan…

di ko man kayo nakikita, ang oras at attention na binigay nyo sa akin ay higit pa sa oras na ipinuhunan sa akin ng mga totoo kong kebigan..

di ko man kayo kilala… natuto nyong tawanan at mahalin ang pagkatao ko.. mapa defpotec, swami, Prick D. Ashowle, dear jones, at iba pang mga karakter na di pa sinisilang… you laugh with me, while my so called ‘real friends’ laugh AT me…

madami pa sana akong isusulat na pasasalamat dito, pero di ko na ito pahahabain pa..

di narin ako mag naname drop kung sino sino kayo.. alam nyo kung sino kayo…

salamat mga kebigan, ka blogahan, ka berks, kainuman, ka kulitan… salamat dr. calayan..

at sa aking pag aalis, alam nyo namang mahilig ako sa mga pa kontest kontest na yan… at marahil ito ang aking final goodbye..

goodbye with a bang… she bang!

nais ko lang na umabot ang hits ng entry na to sa record proportions..

so sa aking pagpaalam, iiwan ko sa inyo ang isang paalala…

365 days old na ang blog ko… at dahil mahal ko kayo.. may chansa kayong mananalo ng isang:

madali lang ang mechanics:

1. open to the the first 365 commenters of this entry

2. comments should state why you will miss my blog and how i changed your life

3. ilagay nyo narin kung ano yung paborito nyong entry ko

4. ok rin ang dedication, well wishers, at suck up to defpotec comments

5. only one comments per person.. di pwedeng multiple orgasm comments

6. ilagay nyo narin ang favorite song nyo; what is your ambition; who is your crush; what is your favorite color; what is your motto; then dedication..

may final bunutan pa kung sino ang mananalo ng premyo na to..basta open only to the first 365 commenters.

at sana, sa aking huling paalam.. napasaya ko rin kayo..

goodbye to everyone.. this has been a great journey..

love,

defpotec jones; swami; PDA…

*para sa mga DALAGANG babae 18-28 years and below, kung gusto nyo magpadala ng sexy pics nyo, di ako magagalit, at baka sakaling kayo pa ang manalo ng premyo… madadaan naman yan sa usapan…

love is blind.. may part 2 pa!!

Posted in broadband only, contesxt, LOVENUTS with tags , on Nobyembre 24, 2007 by defpotec

for the prequel of this story, click here

hello again and welcome to another episode of lovenuts..

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dear jones,

hi, i hope you still remember me… its me again malen, and this time, i would just want to write to you to tell you of the events that transpired after you read my letter online.

jones, carlo and mica were listening to lovenuts when you aired my grievances.. he immediately called me up and offered his apologies. I was dumbfounded jones, i couldnt answer.. i told carlo to stop calling me up for was over between us. And as much as my heart still yearns for him. i just couldnt face him anymore.

I changed my cellphone, i changed my address and it was silent for a few months…thats when i felt the emptiness of solidarity. i missed carlo, awfully.

jones, there was never a night that i slept not thinking about him, his unorthodox face, his lovely kisses, the warmth of his breath when he used to whisper to me his love. my heart and i cried a bucketful of tears jones.. as part of me just couldnt let go..

carlo’s determination eventually brought back the communication between us.. i was surprised to get a text from a familiar number… and when i checked it out, my heart skipped,for it was carlo… he told me that he needed to personally see me… i contemplated on it, and thought about it.. what if he would hurt me again? what if he cheated again, what would happen to me?

I dont know jones, i was lost and confused.. i dont know why he keeps on coming into my life.. he is supposed to be happy with mica.. but a part of me wished that he wasnt… a part of me wished that we could be together again.

we arranged the meeting place in the biggest mall in asia, i brought along a friend. as the time of our meeting drew closer, i got cold feet, but on the otherhand i got excited..

i went to our meeting place and stood frozen… there and then i knew that i still love him.. he walked towards me, held my hand… looked at me straight in the eye… i couldnt breathe normally… i was hoping my nose wouldnt bleed at this stressful moment…he gave me an envelope… told me to open it when i get home…then he left..

i couldnt utter a single word.. i just said ok and goodbye… i wanted to hurry home…but i promised my friend jojie that no matter what happens, we will enjoy the moment.

as i rushed home that night.. the seconds felt like hours….i ran into my room and thought… will this letter bring us together again? will he propose his love for me? did carlo find out that he really didnt love mica and im the real one in his heart?will he stay forever?

i opened the envelope… and i was shocked… it was an invitation to his daughter’s first birthday… he wanted me to be the godmother…

jones, he broke my heart yet again.. what am i gonna do? help me.. im falling into depression once more..

thank you for your patience, and more power to your program… dont let that indian guy take your place…

sincerely,
Malen
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want your love story be read?

send an email to:

lovenutsbyjones@yahoo.com(please also send a copy to defpotecjones@yahoo.com)

and if its good enough, it will be read.

 

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stranger…in love….

Posted in broadband only, LOVENUTS with tags , , , on Oktubre 5, 2007 by defpotec

hello again and welcome to another episode of lovenuts..

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dear jones,

first and foremost i want to connote my best felicitations, for your ever societal segment that has the blogosphere community smitten by the vast bestowal of the intricate, yet appealing situations of your contributors. my name is irrelevant as of the moment, but factually speaking, most of your assemblage would not be privy to my title, upon reaching the limit of this billet i provided.

let us get to the point so as not to dilapidate your most precious time. jones, i am just an uncomplicated person. I was brought up by a rather average upbringing. i adore my parents and my siblings and being the most senior amongst them, i was behested the grand circumstance of engaging my knowledge to a higher level, by adapting to the rather immense standards of a learning institution. but with this opportunity that i was given, comes uncircumstantial sacrifices made by my parents. They had to barter two of their prized cattle to generate the funds that would enable me to achieve their wishes. and with this jones, i am fully indebted to their deeds.

jones with the knowledge that i attained, i was able to land a rather respectable yet complex job of being in charge with the daily liaising and maneuvering of different parties, through the use of an advanced transport system engaged in a network of paths and thoroughfares. my employers also placed me in supervision of making sure that all their intricate versatile machinery would be inspected and rendered immaculately spotless, of which i do rather enjoy engaging into.

they treat me pleasantly jones. Apart from the above average emolument that they present me, they actually provided me with a rather enthralling multi-function communications device. at first i was awestruck by its abstruse functions, but through time and practice, i eventually found the understanding of using it.

i continued to remit my wages to my parents on a prevalent basis. furthermore, I got the chance to accost with different gentlemen affianced in my line of undertaking. They became rather my close confederates, especially during those lull times when we would exchange electronically induced packets of data relayed over the airwaves, by the use of multi parabolic attenuators clustered around different locations.

One such datum i garnered caught my olfactory senses jones, it was about a certain lady. She was mainly the subject of each bulletin that would derive in my device. I affirm that we equate to the same similarities and nature of happenstance. and i found myself looking forward to her subjects on a daily basis, at times even cajoling my colleagues to provide me more of her entries, to which they readily obliged.

Jones i find myself seeking for your recommendation, not for the fact that i have a serious predicament of the heart, but because i know that your ‘lovenuts’ would be more than a vast medium of assisting me, in sending out my profound deliveries to call unto her. help me jones, i would traverse all 7 oceans and 9 planets of the solar system just to get the chance to behold my lovely INDAY.

much gramercy to you and your program, and may the Ultimate Being gratify you with much tributes.

ingenuously,

dudong

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want your love story be read?

send an email to:

lovenutsbyjones@yahoo.com(please also send a copy to defpotecjones@yahoo.com)

and if its good enough, it will be read.

 

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love is blind… awww

Posted in Blogroll, broadband only, LOVENUTS on Setyembre 29, 2007 by defpotec

today we celebrate the first ever letter contribution by a co blogger… thank you for the support

hello again and welcome to another episode of lovenuts..

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dear jones

ive been meaning to write to you since i came accross your site.. but i never had the guts to send it to you. but then again, during the times that we spent chatting in the conference, i somehow found the courage to do so. im glad that you have a section in your blog that deals with matters of the heart. here is my story.

i was 17 when i first met carlo. i admit i wasnt attracted to him at first because as you can see, he wasnt that much of a head turner. He was just tall and dark.. and not even borderline handsome. but he seized that opportunity knowing that i was just fresh out of high school and new into college.

jones he befriended me and won my trust.. pretty soon we were sharing stories over lunch and he would accompany me to my dorm. he started courting me jones, and naive as i am, i actually agreed to go steady with him.

this is where my story begins…

being with carlo changed my whole perspective in a person. during our first year together, he was everything a girl would ask for. he was perfect. but it was during our second year together that i would experience my first heartbreak with him. yes jones, i found out that he was cheating on me.

my life crumbled back then jones, and when i confronted him, he didnt deny it, but instead he explained to me that it wasnt his fault. He told me that he tried his best to ignore the other girl, but the other girl was persistent, and she began stalking him.

Carlo told me that this was his ex girlfriend who couldnt get over him. and he couldnt shake her off no matter how hard he tried. He told me that his ex girlfriend was migrating to the states soon, and she requested to see him before she left. He promised me that it will all end there.. nothing more.

It shattered me jones, i wanted to break up with carlo, it was during that time when i sought the refuge of my best friend, mica. she told me to give it another try. that everybody deserves a second chance.. she convinced me.. and i listened to her… after that incident, he was more sweeter. i gave him another chance and he lived up to my expectations.

i felt happy again jones, with mica to support me, and carlo to love me. Pretty soon the 3 of us will go out malling, gimiks and out of town. and nothing felt more perfect…

My parents never really approved of carlo, and branded him as a womanizer.. it was mica who came out to my rescue and lawyered on my behalf for carlo… pretty soon, they started to warm up to him.

Jones, i think the reason why they initially dont like carlo is because of his bad boy look… but in reality he’s the sweetest person that is. most people wouldnt agree with me. but i know the truth. i know the real deal, i know the real carlo, or so i thought…

one night after watching a movie, he left his cellphone in my bag. maybe it was a blessing, or perhaps it was on purpose that he forgot to get it from me when he brought me home, and i couldnt stop myself from reading his messages jones, i know it was wrong , but something inside me is disturbing me…It almost fainted in agony when i read his messages

Jones, i found out that he was having a relationship behind my back. much worse is that they are already 9 months into the relationship.. i cried the whole evening that night. I called him up at his house but he wasnt there. Much to my dismay, i called up the other girls’ place, and not surprisingly, he was there.

I ended it that night jones, we were together for 5 years and 23 days. but i cannot get myself to forgive him anymore. I burned the bridge and left him back on the other side. He has crossed the line. this is too much jones, i cannot handle it anymore…i cried buckets of tears that night.. till my nose bled….

Jones, i will never forgive him. because that other girl was mica. my confidant. my best friend.

it has been a year now since that day, and ive learned to move on, ive learned to find my strength with other things that i do. come to think of it, carlo was never really worth it. i enjoy my life now, doing my own stuff. and lately i saw their pics in their friendster account.. they look happy together, yet somehow i cant help thank mica as well, for taking a thorn out of my heart. i couldnt help but smile, much more laugh at them.

jones sometimes i wonder if im just bitter or what. because honestly, i cannot help but not smile when i see them together.maybe its a smile of judas, maybe its a plastic feeling on my part, i dont really know jones, but. im sending you their picture for reference.

Thank you and more power to your program..God bless you

Sincerely,

Malen

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(please listen/watch [if you can] on for my adviceā€¦)

 

 

 

 

want your love story be read?

send an email to:

lovenutsbyjones@yahoo.com(please also send a copy to defpotecjones@yahoo.com)

and if its good enough, it will be read.

 

report broken/non working videos at defpotecjones@yahoo.com

commercial break..

Posted in broadband only, LOVENUTS on Setyembre 22, 2007 by defpotec

di parin ako nakapag ‘lovenuts’ ngayon..

busy looking for sponsors… sana isa to sa mga mag sponsor sa program ko…

next week meron na promise…

mula sa splash…

report broken/non working videos at defpotecjones@yahoo.com

KALOKOHAN!!

Posted in broadband only, contesxt, LOVENUTS on Setyembre 15, 2007 by defpotec

public service announcement:
LOVENUTS by Jones was cancelled last night because of technical difficulties. Rest assured that we are doing our best to air it next week. meanwhile, indulge yourself on a substitute program.. parental guidance is a must.. towels are mandatory…

natatandaan nyo pa ba yung post ko tungkol sa human tetris? ako di na masyado… sa dami ng mga game show scandals, political scandals, and useless drama.. yoko na magbukas ng TV, panay bad news naman e.. dito nalang ako sa youtube.. surf surf ng lafftrip…

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in a twisted way.. imagine nyo ano mangyayari kapag ang mga future laban ni manny pacquiao ay lagyan ng konting level of difficulty.. eto ang resulta…

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dun naman sa mga mahihilig mag treadmill sa gym.. eto naman kaya gawin natin sa exercise..

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sa mga bookworm naman at mahihilig sa library.. eto ang … extra challenge.. bawal mag ingay..

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aminin ko..medyo bulol ako.. pero sana wag naman ganito ang masalihan kong speech improvement class technique..

magpa contest kaya ako.. winner ay isang iphone.. may mga sumali kaya?

report broken/non working videos at defpotecjones@yahoo.com