mental state…

karamihan ng psychological conditions ko ay self induced…kabilang dito ang ADD/ADHD; MPD ; APD; OCD; SPS ; WPD; NBI; SSS; PAG-IBIG; ATBP.. im sure my fellow blogger DOC X can shed more light to you re these conditions should you have questions.

i, on the other hand will explain to you how it feels to have these conditions attacking you anytime of the day.. surely i can control them, but there are times that it randomly assimilates my brain.. like now.. i just noticed that im typing in english again.. tagalog tayo bro!! eto ang iba’t ibang scenarios at ang mga sumasapi sa akin:

SA GROCERY:

def: anong sabon kaya bibilhin ko?…

kunsensya: defpotec.. ako ang iyong…

def: oo na, oo na, kilala na kita, safeguard na naman ang ipapayo mo…

lumen: bat di ka mag surf? sing bisa pero di sing mahal?

def: ganun ba?

safeguard kunsensya: manahimik lumen..

lumen: di ikaw ang kausap ko! si def..

safeguard kunsensya: watta bitch..

lumen: look who’s talking..

mr. clean: tama na, wag nyo na akong pag awayan!!

def: !!!???

SA PAGSULAT NG BLOG:

defpotec: hmm ano kaya ang susulat ko ngayon??

Jose Rizal: bat di ka magsulat tungkol sa paggahasa ng mga kastila sa inang bayan?

Ernest Hemingway : what about me?

def: sino ka?

jose: si ernest hemingway yan, isang bihasang manunulat sa bansang amerika

def: no no, no like you, you go.. me dont english.

ernest: but the subject i offer you would be vast and countless…

andres bonifacio: SUGOD MGA KATIPUNAN!!!

gen. yamashita : 万歳!!!!

SA TRABAHO:

linus torvalds: windows sucks..

def: i know…

bill gates: yes i do, but you dont have programs!

linus: says who?

bill: according to 80% of computer users!

linus: but you’re a rip off!

def: guys guys.. can you take it easy?

steve jobs: did someone say easy?

bill: yeah apple’s easy, as easy as getting a blowjob in vegas! get it? stevejobs, blowjobs! <snicker>

steve: how come nobody’s laughing except you gates?

linus: corniness! there’s more humor in windoze blue screen crash

bill: why dont you both stfu?

def: <shuts down PC>

SA PAGKAIN:

def: gutom na ako, ano kaya kakainin ko?

jollibee: e di ang paborito mong chickenjoy at palabok

ronald mcdonald: wag kang maniwala dyan, mas masarap ang bigmac and chicken nuggets

Col. sanders: zinger!! atsaka hotshots!

dencio’s: crispy pata nalang

Burger King: double whopper with extra cheese and onion rings!

def: tumahimik kayo!!!! para walang away..orderin ko kayong lahat!!

…at dun sila nagrambol sa tyan..