Imbak para sa Hunyo, 2007

videogames + live action = ??

Posted in broadband only on Hunyo 29, 2007 by defpotec

i love videogames… ay shet.. in tagalog..

mahilig akong maglaro ng videogames.. nakakarelaks.. nakaka unwind….

nung bata pa ako, wala ako pambili ng videogames..

kaya ngayong habang bata parin ako..binibili ko na lahat ng kaya ko..

pero sa totoo lang, bilib ako sa mga hapon. wala na silang magawang matino..

gagawin ko to sa christmas party!!!

human tetris in action!

I RUB YOU!!

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B[ack]LOG….updated!

Posted in contesxt, the road to perdition on Hunyo 28, 2007 by defpotec

inumpisahan kong bumalik sa gym healthy lifestyle approximately 2 buwan na ang nakakalipas.. 5 times a week ang exercise ko… monday: basketball = 2 hrs, tuesday: cardio with gym=2.5 hrs, wed: basketball=2 hrs, thursday: cardio with gym=2 hrs, friday: cardio with gym= 2hrs. regular yan..nag umpisa rin akong nagbawas ng pagkain ko. food intake: less salt; less carbs; less portions; less sweets; NO DINNER; lunch meal only.. oo aminin kong masama, pero kaya ng sikmura ko… give up ako sa 3 liters of liquid a day diet.. di ko tlga kayang byumahe pabalik balik sa CR ng 40x sa isang hapon… pero i still drink water if i can… i started taking dietary supplements as well.. hydroxycut hardcore; xenadrine hardcore… lahat ng hardcore pinasok ko na.. kulang nalang porn hardcore…. este hardcore porn pala…kung makita mo lang ako during weekday nights, para akong basang sisiw kapag magpawis..see thru wet tees.. minimum 3 shirts/workout…sheesh..

off days ko: sat and sun, i eat anything.. but mostly jollibee chickenjoy lang and palabok..1x or 2x per weekend…yan kaya ang dahilan?

ang di ko maintindihan is.. anong kalokohan ang nangyayari sa akin… i friggin gained 9 lbs pa! starting weight ko is 210lbs… and after one month of intensive, dedicated workout, i gained 5lbs… ok, sabihin nating baka backlog lang ang weight loss ko… pero to gain 4 more lbs in the next month…??!! ayus to! at the rate im going, my goal of 185-190lbs will be attained just on time around august.. pag nagpa belo ako! 219lbs na ako! PAKSHET!!! DI KO TALAGA MATANGGAP E! ANG SAKIT NA NG 2 KONG TUHOD KAKA-CARDIO, TAPOS DUMADAGDAG PA AKO? anong kabalastugan itong nangyayari sa akin? pwede na ba ako isama sa unsolved mysteries?

nababasa nyo ba itong hidden message kuno? it doesnt start here tho… if you can read this, then it means you like to read between the lines!, may pagka CSI dating mo..or you view the world as one big conspiracy.. or OC ka!!

sa mga panahon ngayon, natutuwa ako sa blog, nagkaroon ako ng bagong mga kebigan, bagong ka chat, and bagong kalandian.. natutuwa ako kasi yung anonymity namin sa isa’t isa ay di man lang hadlang sa aming unang paguusap… para kaming soulmates… malamang, ang unfamiliarity pa namin sa isat isa ay ang naging tulay kaya kami nag click..

3 gabi na ako natutulog ng tig4hrs..hindi to new diet fad… dala to ng kachchat, kalalandi.. pero kagabi ay kakaiba.. for the first time ever, nagpakita ako sa cam…nag show, nag perform. na satisfy ko naman sya.. and natuwa din ako na kahit sa 72 oras na lumipas ay 12 oras lang ang tulog ko. i therefore conclude na prehas kaming easy to please, easy to get, and easy to perform. mama moo you just had to be mentioned and thanked! i truly had fun!

if any of you can read this and wants to be added, my ym id is defpotecjones@yahoo.com.. mama moo good clean fun naman ginawa natin dba? hope you enjoyed the magic show by the masked magician!

as for blog stats naman.. laking gulat ko nang makita ko yung peak ng hits ng blog na ito.. di ko akalain na sobrang laki ng spike ang mangyayari.. parang malaking achievement to para sa akin. malamang maliit lang ang hit na ito compared sa mga ka blogroll ko na sina jon cabron, maruism, gingmaganda, bonniefazzyoo, isagani X, para sa akin, para akong grade 1 na unang nakakuha ng star magmula sa titser.. i pat myself on the back..the reason na umabot ng ganun ay dahil sa WWE news ng pagkamatay ni Chris Benoit… lately ayon sa stats, nasasapawan na si lovely Ellen Adarna ng WWE chair Vince Mcmahon’s fake death… iba tlga pag worldwide market..kahit tagalog babasahin at iintindihin… pardon my marketing fever.

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and for the wrap up.. isa lang masasabi ko… lets all have fun here… wag na mag away away… ang mga maliliit na bagay ay di na kelangan pag awayan.. sabi nga “go forth and multiply”; “make love, not war”.. at ang pagkaintindi ko dyan ay.. sa lalake, 4 lang ang pwedeng anakan, beyond 4, di na pwedeng anakan…

UPDATE:

I just remembered Tim Allen’s “santa clause“. kahit anong gawin nya, yung katawan nya humuhubog into a santa clause figure.. di kaya eto ang nangyayari sa akin? kasi at 5lbs a month, by December, around 250lbs na ako! beard nalang kulang ko!…

Also watch the upcoming movie “EVAN ALMIGHTY“. Its gonna be a total lafftrip!

 

 

 

 

 

karma?..

Posted in badbreath on Hunyo 26, 2007 by defpotec

this just in…

this time its for real.. this is what im talking about.. play with death, and you get death…

Vince Mcmahon… this is what you get for “crying wolf

WWE wrestler and family found dead..

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Professional wrestler Chris Benoit, his wife and son were found dead in their US home today, and police said they were investigating the deaths as a homicide.

Lt Tommy Pope of the Fayette County Sheriff’s Department said the three were found at their home about 2.30pm local time (0430 Tuesday AEST), but refused to release details.

Pope said results of autopsies on Benoit, his wife Nancy, and seven-year-old son Daniel were expected tomorrow.

Benoit, 40, was a former world heavyweight champion, Intercontinental champion and held several tag-team titles.

He appeared in events put on by World Wrestling Entertainment.

“WWE extends its sincerest thoughts and prayers to the Benoit family’s relatives and loved ones in this time of tragedy,” the federation said in a statement on its website.

Benoit was scheduled to perform at the Vengeance pay-per-view event on Sunday night in Houston, Texas, but was replaced at the last minute because of what announcer Jim Ross called “personal reasons”.

Benoit, a Canadian native, maintained a home in metro Atlanta from the time he wrestled for the defunct World Championship Wrestling.

Nancy Sullivan Benoit was a former wrestling valet who wrestled under the name, Woman.

After news of the tragedy broke today, the WWE cancelled its live Monday Night RAW program in Corpus Christi, Texas, and USA Network aired a three-hour tribute to Benoit in place of the scheduled wrestling telecast.

source: theage.com.au

now i dont believe in coincidences, but this one is eerie.. i think WWE is cursed..

my sympathies to the canadian crippler…

vive cuervo!!

Posted in kung ano ano lang... on Hunyo 23, 2007 by defpotec

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love na love ko talaga kung si jose ang kasama sa inuman.. siya ang bangka, siya ang tunggero, siya ang nagaalalay, and most of all siya yung marunong magpalitaw ng ating “inner feelings”.

I’ve never met a tequila drinker i never liked. basta tequila drinker, game ako dyan.. ang ok pa dito is most girls love tequila..

Jose! ibang klase ka! masarap kang kasama sa inuman! sana lagi kang andyan sa inuman, ayaw ko kay johnnie, ayaw ko kay grandma.. kaw lang talaga kasundo ko Jose.

eto ang log sa ym ko, isang friend ko na pumunta sa US…

Friend ko (6/20/2007 3:07:27 PM): Ako umiinom. Hehehe!
Def (6/20/2007 3:07:48 PM): senglot ka?
Friend ko (6/20/2007 3:08:33 PM): Di pa. Hehe! Tequila kme 2nyt.
Def (6/20/2007 3:08:51 PM): ahhh currently umiinom ka now?
Friend ko (6/20/2007 3:10:50 PM): Yeg yep. Ang init!
Def (6/20/2007 3:11:44 PM): sinasabi mo pa… and the tequila nakakadagdag init
Friend ko (6/20/2007 3:12:50 PM): Oo totoo yan. Mainit nga.
Def (6/20/2007 3:13:32 PM): ayus.. kaso close tayo e
Friend ko (6/20/2007 3:14:23 PM): Oo so close that i dont mind! Bwahahaha!
Def (6/20/2007 3:14:33 PM): thats the alcohol talking
Friend ko (6/20/2007 3:16:02 PM): No seriously this s not txtng undr the influence.
Def (6/20/2007 3:16:22 PM): nag eenglish ka na.. ihiga mo na yan
Friend ko (6/20/2007 3:17:10 PM): Ano ka b, nakaka apat na shot plng ako. Tanggera ko eh.
Def (6/20/2007 3:17:37 PM): sige sama mo ako ng 0
Def (6/20/2007 3:17:38 PM): 10
Friend ko (6/20/2007 3:18:23 PM): Sige. Hehehe!
Def (6/20/2007 3:18:51 PM): ayus, balat kana ka na.. naiinitan sa weather ng USA
Friend ko (6/20/2007 3:19:40 PM): Wala na jacket jacket minsan eh. Seriously.
Def (6/20/2007 3:20:15 PM): ayus sarap nyan
Friend ko (6/20/2007 3:20:41 PM): Uhuh!
Def (6/20/2007 3:21:33 PM): tapos yung amuy maasim sa kilikili… sarapppppppp
Friend ko (6/20/2007 3:22:12 PM): Hahaha! Paamoy kilikili mo! Amoy asem!
Def (6/20/2007 3:22:55 PM): ayus yan, lagyan mo ng konting bagoong
Friend ko (6/20/2007 3:24:06 PM): Uhuh! Sali ka.
Def (6/20/2007 3:25:18 PM): hmmm
Def (6/20/2007 3:25:35 PM): papipiliin kita, dilaan mo pawis kong kilikili o yung paang di naligo ng 3 3araw
Def (6/20/2007 3:25:46 PM): or..
Def (6/20/2007 3:25:54 PM): bj mo ako after sports event
Def (6/20/2007 3:27:05 PM): mangga, bagoong, or pinipig? hahahahah
Friend ko (6/20/2007 3:27:25 PM): Bj after sports event. Spunky dick pero kailangan i get something in return.
Def (6/20/2007 3:28:14 PM): lashing ka na talga amp!
Friend ko (6/20/2007 3:29:08 PM): Hndi no. I wil giv u the same answer even f m not drinking.
Def (6/20/2007 3:29:26 PM): pero mandidiri ka muna..
Friend ko (6/20/2007 3:30:12 PM): Hmmmm…cguro pero mas gusto ko aksyon. Hahaha!
Def (6/20/2007 3:30:31 PM): hahahaaha.. ayuf
Friend ko (6/20/2007 3:30:49 PM): Uhuh!
Def (6/20/2007 3:31:18 PM): mag OOL ka pa ba?
Friend ko (6/20/2007 3:32:12 PM): After ko uminom.
Def (6/20/2007 3:32:31 PM): ok
Friend ko (6/20/2007 3:33:28 PM): Why? Wala ka ginagawa? Hows ur day so far?
Def (6/20/2007 4:12:05 PM): ok lang
Def (6/20/2007 4:12:06 PM): busy
Friend ko (6/20/2007 4:18:05 PM): Aaaah… Hehehe! Shet! We shud do tequila!
Friend ko (6/20/2007 4:49:37 PM): I am buzzd. Punta ka d2
Def (6/20/2007 4:49:45 PM): youre crazy
Friend ko (6/20/2007 4:50:52 PM): Yeah maybe i am. You busy? Grabe i can do nythng ryt now.
Def (6/20/2007 4:51:29 PM): di na..
Def (6/20/2007 4:51:40 PM): malayo ka
Def (6/20/2007 4:52:16 PM): you still going online?
Friend ko (6/20/2007 4:52:22 PM): Wat if m there?
Def (6/20/2007 4:52:33 PM): e di…
Friend ko (6/20/2007 4:52:59 PM): What
Def (6/20/2007 4:53:05 PM): online ka
Friend ko (6/20/2007 4:53:58 PM): Why? Il
Def (6/20/2007 4:54:17 PM): paul potts won!
Friend ko (6/20/2007 4:55:11 PM): He did! Orgasmic! Yeah
Def (6/20/2007 4:55:32 PM): yea so go online and lets celebrate.. who u drinkin with?
Friend ko (6/20/2007 4:58:48 PM): But the pc is inside my tita and titos room. Show sana. Hahaha! Seriously! M so hot ryt now!
Def (6/20/2007 4:59:12 PM): and theyre sleeping na? vive cuervo!! send me vid nalang..
Friend ko (6/20/2007 5:01:02 PM): I will i hv not stripd yet! Kse m nt in front of you
Def (6/20/2007 5:05:07 PM): hayaaaaaaaaaaa
Friend ko (6/20/2007 5:08:16 PM): I swear def you shud be here! No mater how close we are i dont give an F! Hahaha! I so want it ryt now!
Def (6/20/2007 5:08:28 PM): thats the tequila talking
Friend ko (6/20/2007 5:09:02 PM): I swear def you shud be here! No mater how close we are i dont give an F! Hahaha! I so wanp it
Friend ko (6/20/2007 5:09:47 PM): Yeah watever it is i dont care! Hahaha!
Def (6/20/2007 5:10:38 PM): eh wala e.. sleep it over. tomorrow wala na yan. and behave, you have kids beside you
Friend ko (6/20/2007 5:11:46 PM): I dont care! I swear def you shud bephere
Def (6/20/2007 5:11:59 PM): hahhaha.. umayos ka nga
Friend ko (6/20/2007 5:13:45 PM): I want it now! Giv it 2 me! Hahaha! Fuck!
Def (6/20/2007 5:14:04 PM): tsk tsk
Friend ko (6/20/2007 5:14:48 PM): Remind me not 2 take tequila wen we hang out.
Def (6/20/2007 5:14:58 PM): ill buy u 2
Friend ko (6/20/2007 5:19:20 PM): Buy me what? Shet! I mis mis mind blowing sex! Hahahaha!
Def (6/20/2007 5:19:45 PM): ill buy tequilaaaaaaaaaa tulog ka naaaaaaa
Friend ko (6/20/2007 5:21:18 PM): Really? You wna buy me tequila? I wana drink tequila wid u def i swear. Hndi mo ko makakalimutan! Hahaha!
Def (6/20/2007 5:25:06 PM): ok ok
Friend ko (6/20/2007 5:26:00 PM): Buy me tequila defy and ul never forget me
Friend ko (6/20/2007 5:31:47 PM): Def, come here now!
Def (6/20/2007 5:32:35 PM): lapit na
Friend ko (6/20/2007 5:33:37 PM): lapit na alin? Shet def now na. I got it bad.
Def (6/20/2007 5:34:22 PM): san ka ba?
Friend ko (6/20/2007 5:35:16 PM): Living room. Fuck def, i wnt you.
Def (6/20/2007 5:35:35 PM): telll me that tomorrow and its another story
Friend ko (6/20/2007 5:36:30 PM): You think? Fuck m so drunk nd so into you know what.
Def (6/20/2007 5:36:56 PM): tsk tsk, thats bad, youre gonna wake up with a nasty
Friend ko (6/20/2007 5:37:33 PM): Yeh becoz ur nt here.
Def (6/20/2007 5:37:59 PM): ewan ko ba sayo.. kung dito sa pinas di nga tayo magkatagpo dyan pa kaya?
Friend ko (6/20/2007 5:41:22 PM): Game n m
Def (6/20/2007 5:41:40 PM): wala kang cam and wala kang internet
Friend ko (6/20/2007 5:42:15 PM): Fuck i doo
Def (6/20/2007 5:42:31 PM): asan?
Friend ko (6/20/2007 5:42:37 PM): Fuck i dont care
Def (6/20/2007 5:43:07 PM): kakatawa ka, para kang galit sa mundo

VIVE CUERVO!!

whoa…updated… again!

Posted in broadband only on Hunyo 15, 2007 by defpotec

I’m not really a fan of those search for stars overnight tv shows like american idol, etc etc… but this one gets my respect!

Paul Potts, my vote goes to you..you indeed prove that

Brits Got Talent

BRAVO!

update!

PAUL SINGING “TIME TO SAY GOODBYE”

i swear, amanda gets hotter and hotter everytime i view her! yummylicious!

THE FINALE!!

HE WON! .. NUFF SAID! HE DESERVED IT.

now back to regular blogging..

i needed that break.. and amanda, youre a winner too!

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vince is not dead..

Posted in badbreath on Hunyo 14, 2007 by defpotec

this time, im gonna do my blog in english…

vince mcmahon… CEO of WWE (thats World Wrestling Entertainment) is not dead….

but this is by far, the worse attempt to gain attention.. completely tasteless….

some points to consider.

1. Impossible not to find any cadavers if he really died in that limo explosion

2. News is not broadcasted over cnn, foxnews, and any news network

3. the timing of the camera… who could actually pull off an exact caught on tape death?

4. the explosion is just too friggin pyrotechnicky… its more like a “showbiz explosion”

5. where’s the driver?

6. impossible that CSI wont be able to find trace evidence of anything..

7. If indeed, vince suffered in that explosion… Local police would be the first to act and not federal agents.

i’ve sat down and just analyzed this for five minutes surfing for news about his death, and my conclusion… its a hoax..

poorly executed hoax…

oh well.. its showbiz…its a billion dollar industry….but believe me, this wont do them good.

di biro…

Posted in kung ano ano lang... on Hunyo 11, 2007 by defpotec

di ko akalain ganito pala kahirap ang saberday ko…

usually pag saberday, half day lang ang trabaho… pa petix petix lang.. relaks relaks.. pero pag andyan si boss, ang saberday ay ang pinakahectik sa akin… gustuhin ko man umuwi ng maaga, di pwede.. at kahit anong galing mong gumawa ng dahilan, di ka niya tatantanan!!

astig si bossing.. kahit meron kang dugong harry houdini, na magaling umeskapo, mas malakas ang powers nya na mahanap ka maproduce.

eto ang pangyayari….*

saberday 10:30am

nakatanggap ako ng text sa collegue ko. tumawag daw si boss, hanap ako… sugod ako sa opisina ni bossing… nagsurvey sa paligid.. hmmmm may kameeting sya… pero pinatawag ako.. siguro may madaling utos lang… nagpakita ako…

BOSS: defpotec, bumili ka ng cheese at ilagay mo sa mousetrap

AKO: ok bossing, ano pa po ang utos nyo, mahal na hari?

BOSS: ahhh pagkatapos, yung moustrap ilagay mo sa pagitan ng pinto at dingding.

AKO: your wish is my command.

agad akong naghanap ng cheese at ng mousetrap.. syet, wala akong makita… sumugod ako sa suking tindahan para bumili ng queso at ng mousetrap… pagkatapos ako’y bumalik sa upisina nya para mag report ng progress. Pagsilip ko, di parin sya tapos kausapin sa meeting nya… magdadakong alas 12 na ng tanghali.. malapit na ang uwian.. kelangan ko nang magreport para maagang makauwi… ISIP!!! istorbohin mo ba ang meeting nila para sa isang mousetrap? mukhang seryoso ang usapan, parang bilyon bilyon ang transaction… sige ill hit 2 birds with 1 stone… kakain muna ako, at pagkatapos ay sisilip kung pwede na magupdate…

USELESS SUPERHERO TRIVIA: They made enough Superman suits to dress an army. More than 90 Superman suits, 60 capes and 30 pairs of red boots were used to dress Routh, including different combinations for when he would fly, when he was in an action sequence and when he was just supposed to look Supermanly.

12:30 noon..after quick lunch, sabay sugod sa opisina ni bossing.. ayun.. di parin sila kumakain, at malamang nalimutan na ni boss ang utos nya sa akin re mousetrap… ngumiti ako at nagbuntong hininga, hayyyy sa wakas, makakauwi na ako…

1:10PM… pagkatapos kong magbihis ng pambahay.. (dahil akala koy off duty na ako) nakatanggap ako ng misskol sa colleague ko… SYET na MALAGKET!! parang hotline ni commissioner gordon kay batman… tinawagan ko si colleague… confirmed!! tumawag si boss, hanap daw ako!! ayus!! bihis balik sa office attire… (ALANGAN NAMAN MAGPAKITA AKO KAY BOSSING NG NAKAPAMBAHAY??)

USELESS SUPERHERO TRIVIA #2: THE REASON WHY BATMAN IS BATMAN IS BECAUSE HE WAS INSPIRED TO OVERCOME HIS FEAR OF BATS!

1:25PM… nakapang opis muli, umakyat ako kay bossing at sumilip… aba, mukang may kausap sya sa kabilang kwarto at iniwan nya ang berks dito sa main opis… mukhang matatagalan si bossing dahil di pa sya kumakain… maglulunch muna yun for sure.. ISIP ISIP… ahhhh malilimutan ako nyan..

2:05PM…. nagdesisyon akong bumalik na ng locker at magbihis uli… eto na ako, reading ready na umuwi… naka tsinelas at pambahay na…. sabay ring ng cellphone.. (syet si bossing!! di bale, may plan B ako….)

BOSSING: san ka?

AKO: andito pa po sa opisina…..

BOSSING: halika dito, kain tayo…

AKO: tapos na po ako kumain bossing… salamat!!

BOSSING: ah ganun ba?? di bale, punta ka dito, sabay ka sa amin, upo ka lang.. makinig ka?

AKO: ha?? (INSERT PLAN B HERE) ahh boss, bibilhin ko pa po yung cheese para sa mousetrap!

BOSSING: ah di bale, tsaka na yan.. akyat ka na dito ha…

ayus!! sa pangatlong pagkakataon, bihis na naman ako sa office attire… naisip ko na maswerte narin ako… buti nalang di ako superhero… isipin mo sila, pag may problem, mahina na yung 10x sila magpalit ng costume… yet they make it look easy…. ako 3x palang.. pagod at gusot na..

ayaw ko na maging superhero… masaya na ako sa trabaho ko..ihahanger ko na yung supercostume ko…

SA MGA NAGTATAKA… 5PM NA AKO NAKAUWI..

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