isang email na di ko mapalagpas…

Dear Friend,

I am Mrs.Miswa Tete from Burkina faso.I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise as we have never met before, but need not to worry as I am using the only secured and confidential medium available to seek for your foreign assistance in a business.

I am contacting you independently of my investigation and no one is informed of this communication. I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of $11.3million immediately to your private account. The money has been here in our Bank lying dormant for years now without anybody coming for the claim of it. I want to release the money to you as the relative to our deceased customer (the account owner) who died a long with her supposed NEXT OF KIN since 31 January 2000.

The Banking laws here does not allow such money to stay more than 8 years, because the money will be recalled to the Bank treasury as unclaimed fund. Upon receipt of your reply, indicating your interest in this transaction,I will send you full details on how the business will be executed.

NOTE:

Send your reply to my private email: mrsmiswatete@yahoo.com

Please keep this proposal as a top secret and delete if you are not interested.

Regards,

Mrs.Miswa Tete

DEAREST MRS MISWA TETE:

first of all, PAKYU VERY MUCH for your email..

secondly: change your name, its not gonna work in this country… all you’ll get is a good laugh

third: divorce your husband and drop the surname ‘TETE’ it adds injury to your already heehee-paking-larious name.

fourth: sorry, im not interested in your offer.

Sincerely,

Prick D. Ashowle